Carpe Fortunam Motherfuckers

I would become notably more powerfu and vastly more annoying if I owned a Warhorn i could blast at whim

tachiehara:
not the twitter migrants putting “reblog heavy” in their bios on here… like yeah. that’s what we do here
ALT
reblog heavy

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sinksanksockie2:

secondlina:
tattooedzombigirl:
theman:
beardedmrbean:
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky

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neil-gaiman:

vbartilucci:
ChatGPT is running out of money because they haven’t actually figured out how to make money with the plagiarism engine they created.
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
$700,000 a day for a year is $255,500,000. So it would take a hair under 40 years to use up the $10 billion.

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dragonsbloodsnowcone:

the-angry-folklorist:
dragonsbloodsnowcone:
dragonsbloodsnowcone:
you WISH you were eating sweet mulberries from a stranger’s overgrown tree at twilight in a silent neighborhood
why is this getting notes. i was just bragging about my evening it was meant to be like a 2-3 note post with nothing but likes from mutuals
Politely, you did post something quiet and sweet on the yearning website
ok that one’s on me

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kezral-art:

kaijuno:
Coelacanth but it’s the size of a galaxy and it’s spots are stars. Imagine that. You’re welcome
behold, he is real

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faeforge:

faeforge:
Oh holy shit they found Silphium alive and growing in the wild.
Miracle Plant Used in Ancient Greece Rediscovered After 2,000 Years
Ancient Greeks used a 'miracle' plant called Silphium, which was thought to have gone extinct 2,000 years ago, has now been rediscovered.
GreekReporter.com
Like now that I am awake I need to reiterate how huge this is. It was presumed harvested to extinction by the Romans. It was a favorite flavoring and according to historians one of the best contraceptives ever known. True or not it would be fantastic to study that but it being extinct made that impossible.
This is such a huge deal! I hope they get it figured how to grow it.

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a-book-of-creatures:

froody:
froody:
froody:
Historical reproductions should be more widely available. I want an ancient Roman shrimp ring more than anything.
I DON’T want the real thing. I want an affordable reproduction I can wear places and make people ask “what’s up with the shrimp ring?” and I get to explain that nobody really knows. It was just a fun fad 1900 years ago.
Ancient Roman seafood crime boss making you kiss his shrimp ring to swear loyalty
“Squillae cimexorum est”, he says.
“Squillae cimexorum est”, you mumble reverently.

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memeuplift:

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bannions:

theautisticagender:
idk guys maybe we should try calling the amazon rain forest “sovereign indigenous lands” more often because i’m still seeing people talk about it like some sort of vast terra nullis where there are only animals–you know, like a colonialist
There are lots of indigenous people and tribes here, and their culture is shared a lot in my hometown — I’m from Manaus which is a city literally in the middle of the Amazon rainforest. So, yeah, people need to stop talking like that.

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weaver-z:

There’s a user called Erika Horn (@erikahorn.art) on tiktok who made a “duet me” challenge so technically impressive that all of the duets are exactly like this LMAO

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